Male Camping Rituals. One Women’s View Of How That Looks!.

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Back in June I did post on my “girls camping weekend” and I have always thought it would be fun to do a rebuttal post about my take on “guys camping habits”. Now this is all meant in fun so men grab a cold one and settle in….

imageFood:  Steak, bratwursts and bacon top the shopping list and not necessarily in that order. Red meat is a staple in the male camping diet and trying to tackle a 2 inch steak on an under powered, under sized propane BBQ is a necessary challenge on every mans list.  How these fat laden pieces of meat turn out is not important. What is important is that you have them at each meal, regardless of your intestinal discomfort.

imageMr. Fix it: I have noticed that whenever we camp the men must fix something. Our last trip they repaired; a camp chair, sewer hose, hot water tank and water filter. It is an interesting ritual to watch. One will start a job and soon the others have halted everything to give their opinion and offer their assistance. Even the simplest of jobs become group therapy. The camping chair they fixed this trip was in no way safe to occupy but it was left set up, as if to pay homage to their effort. It was interesting to see the even chair made its way back into the RV at the end of the trip, like an injured family member returning home.

IMG_1436Tarping: Sometimes I wonder if the men in our lives hope for rain. The joy they get when they are require to tarp a campsite is like watching small children enter Disneyland.image  They each pull out all their ropes, tarps, pegs and ladders and gather together to plan the best way to protect their families from the showers that ensue.  Questions such as; where will the low point go, how should pooling dips be avoided, and which tree will provide the most height, are all debated at great length until decisions are made and the challenge is complete. This tarpping fetish is proven when you see that my most popular post ever is one that features a gadget to make this job easier, Skyhooks.

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Campfires: Chopping wood and building a fire is another male ritual that is fun to watch. Yes, we woman are more than capable of completing this task, but why? It would be like turning off the television right before your favourite sitcom. Listening to men debate the best way to build a fire, teepee vs. log cabin, and then watch as they bring out a blow torch big enough to ignite a forest, only to beat their chests with pride as the fire burns for the evening.

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IMG_1997 (2)Bonding Time: During a camping trip men who have never golfed will golf, men who have never fished will fish, men who don’t smoke will puff a cigar, and men who only drink beer will bring out the rye. I can’t really explain why but it seems to happen on each trip. I have yet to see a fish enter the camp site but it doesn’t deter these determined warriors. Rye flows like water even when their wives complain about the snoring that will inevitably result. Cigars are smoked to rave reviews even if they are not inhaled. It is all part of the male ritual that is fascinating to watching and entertaining to listen to.

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Regardless of the differences in habits, men and women seem to survive in these small camp environments that we call home. The ritual events that occur during these trips provide hours of stories for future campfires to come. Camping is one of the most memorable vacations a family can take regardless of whether you are chopping wood or floating in the lake.  The point of the journey is to get outside and enjoy life.

For the purpose of this post we were generously provided Skyhooks to help with the male tarping tasks. These hooks help to make tarping at high level so much easier and quicker. Watch for a full review on Skyhooks shortly.

We were also provided  Cohiba Cigars available from Famous Smoke Shop to improve the quality of the male bonding time with a high quality cigar.

12 responses to “Male Camping Rituals. One Women’s View Of How That Looks!.”

  1. What a blast and so so true. God was right when he looked at Adam and said, “ya know, I think we’re missing something,” and out from his rib popped a woman. Each gender has their own quirks that make all of us laugh. I wish more people knew how to enjoy this amazing world. Loved this post!!

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    1. Thank you, I am glad you could find the humour in it.

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  2. Perfect…. still laughing. Boy did you peg the camping male rituals right. Hubby and I always argue about laying the campfire wood – teepee style (me) or log cabin style (him). Great post 🙂

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    1. Thanks, this post has been on my mind for a while so I was happy to get it on paper.

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  3. We will confirm… This is deadly accurate. Lol awesome article.

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    1. Thanks, it was very fun to write.

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  4. Felt it was a thinly cloaked hit at males. But, that is just me. And, no, I am not offended or defensive or humorless or misogynistic. Just how it read to me and a couple other guys. We are not scab pickers maybe that is why we don’t see the humor in it and are not go along to get along guys. I don’t see the value in making fun of people that interact as a way of life. I find my humor in other ways. It almost sounds like what some thin skinned women would call bullying if it was directed at them.
    I suspect you did this in a light heated fashion hoping to get attention to your skills of which you have. It just didn’t fall on me and the other guys as cute and cuddly.

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    1. Sorry you feel that way and it is not my intention to ccome across as bullying. I hope you have enjoyed some of the other posts.

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  5. So funny – and so true!

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  6. […] with 4 hooks and 1 easy to follow set of instructions for those who wish. If you read my recent “Male Camping Ritual” post then you will not be surprised that the instructions never made it into either my […]

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  7. Things need fixing that’s just the way it is

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    1. I know and it is appreciated but it’s fun to laugh at our differences.

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